Quotes and Conundrums

"I think the single most frustrating aspect of driving is the red light. You spend your whole life stopping at red lights. Then at the end, there's a cruel irony. When you die, they let your funeral procession run the red lights on the way to the cemetery. Because you know, when you're dead it's important that you make good time."
Dennis Miller

"I may be lying in the gutter, but I'm staring up at the stars."
Oscar Wilde

"Hermits have no peer pressure."
Steven Wright

"Motor gently 'mid the grease mud for there lurks the skid demon."
Old motor racing proverb

The human causal paradox: most accidents are caused by people, while most people are caused by accidents.

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