"I think the single most
frustrating aspect of driving is the red light. You spend your whole
life stopping at red lights. Then at the end, there's a cruel irony.
When you die, they let your funeral procession run the red lights on the
way to the cemetery. Because you know, when you're dead it's important
that you make good time."
be lying in the gutter, but I'm staring up at the stars."
"Hermits have no peer pressure."
"Motor gently 'mid the grease mud for there lurks
the skid demon."
Old motor racing proverb
The human causal paradox: most accidents are caused by people, while most people are caused by accidents.