Dog Quotes

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

Christopher Morley

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

Andrew A. Rooney

"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."

Abraham Lincoln

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

Mark Twain

"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

Smiley Blanton

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

John Steinbeck

"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."

Rita Rudner

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