"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
Andrew A. Rooney
"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it."
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
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