The liberty of the individual is a necessary postulate of human progress."
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
"The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them."
"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current."
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
"Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing."