Q+A Replys

In this section I have all the email that I have recieved about the squirrel clan. I try to answer the questions in each email the best I can. What other people say will be in [black] and what I say will be in [gray].

The true leader of the squirrels is that constellation (living creature) that is supposed to be a bear. His sidekick is the smaller bear(squirrel). I do agree with everything else you have said though. I have my own evidence of the takeover.
Uhhhh no it isn't.

Your squirrel dominance page is all true! We proved through another method at lunch the other day that squirrels are, in fact, the most highly intelligent beings in the universe and are indeed going to crush us out of existence. If you have any more inf ormation for me, or would like to see my proof, e-mail me!
Unfortunatly this kind souls email doesn't work and I could not contact him.

YOU ARE A FREAK!!!
Correct
There is absolutley no possiblility of modern-day squirrels over-coming the human population of nearly 4.5 billion people and ruling the world.
Yes there is
In my defense I can say that because squirrels are so small, a single human could easily destroy numerous amounts of them, in a fairly short time.
You obviously don't realize how much more intellegant they are.
And even if it were possible, how would these squirrels of yours communicate?
They talk just like you and I do, with voices. Only when they talk it is very high pitch, so high in pitch that it is beyond the scope of the human ear.
Would they be able to form a government of any sort?
Yes
How would they rid the world of the so many buildings that humans have created?
They wouldn't, after all they arn't going to kill us. So we would simply continue living in the the buildings.
WRITE BACK, YOU FOOL!!!
I would but your retern address is wrong

You're right !!!! The squirrels are definitely up to something strange. During a class field trip in high school (this was during the spring of 94) two of my friends and I became aware of the squirrel clan for the first time. Ever since, we have kept an e ye on them (although the Finnish red squirrel is a very sly animal and is hard to spot in the trees). It seems as though the squirrels follow us everywhere we go. I don't think that a single day goes by during which we don't see a squirrel.
I spent las t summer in the States and became aquainted with the local gray squirrels. And to my surprise I also saw a BLACK squirrel in Washington DC. Now that was really strange. Unfortunately I don't have a picture of it. Keep us posted here in Finland !
More proof of the Squirrel Clan. And don't worry I'll keep you updated.

Some guy rattled on and on about some "devil bunnies" takeing over the world insteed of squirrels
Not true.

Hey there, oh squirrely one, I am a Black Squirrel watcher (one of the clan of squirrel watchers who has watched the clan for Centuries) and I am glad to see a fine upstanding fellow like yourself is doing such a marvelous job keeping tabs on the goings on of these miscreants. Since we here in the midwest are having such a hard time, what with funding cuts and all that nasty stuff, we were wondering if you might have a spare computer with about 8megs to 1 gig of memory we could kind of...well, just sort of...you know.. BORROW for a short time(36 to 48 months) If so, please just drop us a line, and tell us where to pick up our... DONATION.
No one else try this or I will send the squirrels after you!

I, too, am a Phyco-worshipper. However, you have left out one very very very important part. Phyco had a brother. His name was Darwin, and he taught all of the squirrels in the Northeast (primarily MA & NH, and where I used to live) the tricks to evadi ng every squirrel trap known to both squirrel and man. He lived for many many years until one day, my ex-neighbor got lucky and shot him (insert a moment of silence here). However, Darwin's body was never recovered, and it is commonly believed in our fo rmer neighborhood that he survived the blast and is still operating, 'cause only one squirrel has been caught around here in the ten years after his "death". Please include this information in your new, updated site.
Done.

So, what does your 'Clan' have to do with me...? I'm a Graduate Student in Physiology using Ground Squirrels for research..... and no, we don't stick electrodes in their brains..... A colleague gave me this site's address so that I can inform myself about the 'plan'....
Well as long as you treat the squirrels nicely then they will treat you kindly. After all they realize that with our primitive ways we must use animals for research.

I think the squirrels have poluted your mind with propaganda. Can you not see them for the killers they are. I have lost many friends to your friends the squirrels on missions to their woods. Bob and Jed are dead now thanks to them.
I belive the animals you belive are squirrels are slightly larger then the ones I'm talking about. Also I belive the name of the beasts that killed your friends are named "Bears".
I for one am not going to sit back and relax and wecome them into my home. I am going to continue to run search and destoy missions with my organization utill there are none left. If they are going to invade let them, I am ready. Traitor...
Think what you want... You still don't stand a chance. May they have mercy on your soul when they come to power.

I read about "Hail to the Squirrel" in the October 1996 issue of Windows Magazine. It's on the inside of the back cover (page 344) in their "Recycle Bin".
WOW I MADE IT IN A MAGAZINE!!!! Nice to see the Squirrel Clan is getting the publicity it needs.

What do you think of squirrels as roadkill? You know squirels being run over everyday in the road. Do you think they will avenge their deaths on the lunatic drivers?
Not all squirrels are super intellegent so some do unfortunatly get run over. The squirrels realize that it is in most cases not the divers fault but the unintellegent squirrels. Therefor They will not punish them.

I approve of your page. You're right you know. There will be a place for you in the new order. You must mail me back to reserve said place. All infidels will be crushed. The streets will flow with the blood of the unbelievers. Do not let us down.
This email was signed "squirrel king" and Phyco never uses the term "king" so it is confermed that this is a FAKE!

I've confirming evidence of the Squirrel plot to take over the world. Here at beautiful Marywood College, your chances are better, getting a date with a squirrel, than with a man. The squirells outnumber the men 100 to 1.
Hmmm... I may have to think about going to your college. ;)

HEY are you the leader. I just wanted to know because I want to be one of you. My nick name at school is "Squirrel" so I want to be one of you guys. OK thanks
Did you even read ANYTHING about the squirrel clan befor you wrote me this?

I have no particular objection to the squirrels taking over this godforsaken planet, but could you at least teach them to spell better then you do?
Yeea i kow my speeling sucks reel bad. sory. Im positeve the squirels kan spel bettter.

You Rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean it, Hail To The Squirrels has made my life worth living!
I'm so very glad the squirrels have made you so happy.

Now look, Wakko, you've got everything wrong! I, PsYcHo BoY, know the truth. It is the moo-cows that are going to take over. You think you're safe one doom, and then- BOOM! The molecular reactor that's in your moo-juice- whether it be the moo-juice fr om the cream in your coffee, the cheese demigod you pray to, or the milk you drink (the common name for moo-juice), it will explode. You see, the moo-cows are tired of chewing cud all day! They want to expand! They want to boldly go where no moo-cow ha s gone before... into the barn next door! So you and your silly city-squirrels can collect their nuts, but the moo-cows WILL RULE! So don't mess with 'em! Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!! IS IT TRUE????? SOMEONE MORE INSANE THAN I AM!!!! RUN!!!!

Hay Wakko, fer yur nice poortrayl of us we mite let yu liv. Butt prolly not! we meen to erridacayt this planit of yur kin fur gude! pleeze tell all hour bruthars in yur arear to joyn us. in raturn we pramice yu a paneliss def. Cee hour site fur moor enf urmashun.
Like I said afew lines above this. "The squirrels can spell better than me" And "I" don't even spell as bad as this email. So in other words... IT'S FAKE.

For a long time now I to have been noticing squirrels and their strange behavior. I tried to tell my peers but they laughed in my face. Now that i have stumbled onto your pages I know that I am not crazy, and you are very brave to inform the public. Pl ease keep the messages coming they give me strength.
Don't be embarassed of your belief in the squirrels... People will learn in time.

You know to much.
So

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