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Here is a list of some of the more commonly known squirrels and ones in high power. The pictures of each squirrel may take a while to get so be patient.

	Name: Phyco Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 94 Job: Main Leader Extra Info: Phyco is the Main leader of the entire Squirrel Clan and is leading the takeover. We have been unable to get a picture of him and are trying very hard to do so. But we have found a strand of his hair which you can read about in the evidence section.
	Name: Jody Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 86 Job: Phyco's assistant Extra Info: Jody is somewhat of a vise president and is Phyco's advisor. He is also dead, yea I said dead, but that sure doesn't stop him from doing his job.
	Name: Virtual Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 49 Job: Western US leader Extra Info: Virtual Squirrel has much power and controls more land then any other squirrel but Phyco and Jody. He is also the only squirrel that is not a squirrel (in a way). He is well... virtual. Because of this we have constructed a VRML of him that you can view here. If you don't have a VRML browser then get Netscape 3.0 with the goodies :)
	Name: Kurt Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 72 Job: Leader of Finland Extra Info: We have just recently discoverd that Kurt is the leader of Finland. He also seems to have a thing for the soup over there.
	Name: Julia Squirrel Sex: Female Age (approx): 64 Job: French Chef Extra Info: We directly talked to Julia and one of the things she told us were the squirrels 5 favorite foods. So here they are... 1. Butter pecan cookies 2. Fruitcake 3. Corn tortillas 4. Just plain corn on the cob - but that i s what I get everyday from my friends the Swansons. Also they seem to HATE peanuts.
	Name: Darwin Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 94 Job: Teacher Extra Info: Darwin is Phyco's twin brother and teaches the squirrels in the northeast US how to evade squirrel traps of all kinds. Unfortunatly Darwin was shot by a bloody savage moment of silence please. However, Darwin's body was never recovered, and it is believed that he survived the blast and is still operating, 'cause only one squirrel has been caught in the area for ten years after his "death".
	Name: Moonshine Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 65 Job: Mood lightner Extra Info: This squirrel is on of my favorites. He is always playing little jokes trying to lighten the mood's of the other squirrels. And yes that sometimes requires a full moon every now and then as the name implies. :)
	Name: Kamikaze Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 2 Job: Secret agent type Extra Info: This guy will do anything. If the squirrel clan needs a job done that is very hard or risky then this guy does it. You want to stay on this guys good side. SO DON'T FEED HIM PEANUTS!!
	Name: Peli Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 2039472 Job: Teacher Extra Info: He is slightly older then the other squirrels so he is getting kinda dumb with his age. Personally I think humans are now smarter than him (j/k if a certain someone is reading this :) ).
	Name: Baywatch Squirrel Sex: Female Age (approx): 24 Job: Attracting Male squirrels (more of a hobby than a job) Extra Info: This squirrel is always struting her stuff. You will see her on the beach all the time down in Florida and sometimes in remote islands.
	Name: Holy Squirrel Sex: Female Age (approx): 105 Job: Spiritual Advisor Extra Info: Holy Squirrel is one of the many spiritual advisors of the squirrel clan.
	Name: Medic Squirrel Sex: Female Age (approx): 87 Job: Doctor Extra Info: Medic Squirrel doesn't accually do a whole lot because their medical system is so advanced that the squirrels are almost healed instantly. But she is there if anything goes wrong.
	Name: Lard O. Squirrel Sex: Male Age (approx): 83 Job: Protector Extra Info: If the squirrels ever need to go to war this guy comes out and well just rolls over the enimies. Very efficient.
There are Thousands of other squirrel in the clan but our in depth knowledge of them is limited so they have not been mentioned here. You ust also realize that not ALL squirrels are part of the squirrel c lan and therefor the numbers arn't as vast as the squirrel population but the current number of members in the squirrel clan is around 63,000 and rising.

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